the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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