Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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