The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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