I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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