Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
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