So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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