on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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