help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
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