do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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