I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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