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There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
