Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
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