How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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