Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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