I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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