she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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