I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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