she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
