What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
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