ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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