love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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