I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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