I love black thongs
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
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