I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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