my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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