yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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