K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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