I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
In America we eat man semen.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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