Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
it's great music for shaving your balls
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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