So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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