in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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