I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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