Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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