Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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