In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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