I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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