is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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