He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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