WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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