either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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