If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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