Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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