Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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