the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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