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so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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