That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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