god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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