The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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