I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
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