Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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