I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I am mentally ready for anal.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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