Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
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