I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
