Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I think people are normalizing furries
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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