don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
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