you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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