love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Randomize
