What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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